Friday, July 18, 2008

Eva Succumbs to Hollywood Fad—"Eating"

Eva Langoria num-nums turkey leg to stave grave hunger pangs. Hollywood in uproar about "eating" and healthy menstrual cycles.

It seems desperate housewife Longoria was achin' for the trattoria, as evidenced by this wild shot of the darling Mrs. Parker craving turkey meats light and darker! Truly wild! Say g'bye to that perfect figure, fatso! I think I see subcutaneous fat developing!

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