Sega Mega Drive: Altered Beast Edition

I command you to rise from your grave and rescue my daughter, Hermione. She's the one with the pink peplos. While you're at it, bring me back a gyro sandwich, OK? —Zeus' Uncle, Nic

Sega Genesis: Space Harrier II Edition

I wanna bring you to life, but I don't know how—except to paint you with a mouse and view you on a backlit screen. —Modern Pygmalion

If you have a background in modding old consoles and the wherewithall to turn this fantasy into a reality, e-mail me. And yes, I'll pay you. (In the hundreds and not the thousands. Let's not get crazy.)

If you don't care about me or my dream, I guess Billy Joel put it best (as usual): Sometimes a fantasy is all you need.