Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Best-Ever Movie with Metal Mustaches

★★★★ Transformers: The Movie (1986)

Awesome '80s soundtrack (featuring Stan Bush's The Touch):

• Starscream:

• Judicial authority totem with gamut of togglable faces:

• Not directed by Michael Bay:

• Heartwarming theme of underdog turned hero:

• Asiatic, catfish-looking robots with metal mustaches:

• Planet-eating megabot voiced by Orson Welles:

• Warm and fuzzy feeling when the movie's over:

Take that, piece-of-awful new version. With your badness.

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