
Here's what a few non-existent critics are saying about Owen's glitteringly sleazy single (for the ages)...
"I just put it on loop and think of the Situation for hours on end."
— Ed Siles, PixelDrone
"...A lazy Lou Reed-style yarn as sung by Dr, Frankfurter of Rocky Horror—and it's about Jersey Shore!"
— Paul Dino, ScatGun
"...Like scungilli marinara on Garbo's lips."
— Wingo Stallworth-Edder, NonPluss'd
— Ed Siles, PixelDrone
"...A lazy Lou Reed-style yarn as sung by Dr, Frankfurter of Rocky Horror—and it's about Jersey Shore!"
— Paul Dino, ScatGun
"...Like scungilli marinara on Garbo's lips."
— Wingo Stallworth-Edder, NonPluss'd

What're you waiting for—a better Jersey Shore-themed novelty single?!
Oh, really? Oh—nevermind, then. You'll just be waiting a long time.
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