• Question I: Prior to this picture, have you ever—ever—seen an artist's lovingly detailed interpretation of beloved teen icon Corey Haim?
• Question II: If so—which isn't at all possible, outside of '80s teenage fan art—was the name of the piece a play on the Jewish phrase, "L'Chaim"?
• Question III: Isn't this why Owen's paid the big bucks?
Answer Key: I. NO, II. NO, III. PERHAPS