Straight From the Gut

OK! This is a big'n, folks: I've now officially enshrined my favorite tele-demigods, the hearty-laughing man-children at Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld! If you haven't already seen this late-night program, lemme just say this: If the Daily Show w/ John Stewart were a latté-sipping Mac worshiper in skinny jeans (and it kinda is), Red Eye'd be the drunken frat guy who pwns him in the Starbucks parking lot.

Anyway, it was fun: I've carefully and lovingly captured the long-suffering persnicketude of Andy, the brass pansexuality of Bill—and, of course—the unicorn-empowered heroism of Greg. It was the least I could do considering all the laughs they've given me so far. (Pinch forever!)

To both the crew of Red Eye and viewers at large, enjoy.